Recently I was at a funeral and could not help but think what I would want. As we know, I am not normal so why have a normal funeral!
First instead of a boring coffin, I want to be posed in a chair giving the thumbs up. I will be in a photo booth and people can come get there photos of me. There can be costumes left out in case people want to dress up for there photos. After all, who did not like the movie weekend at Bernie’s!
Second, my husband is to stuff my coffin full of junk food. He has agreed to this if im under 200lbs when I die…. Little does he know my friend has offered to cut off limbs to make sure this happens?
Thirdly, I want the funeral precession to go through the McDonalds drive through and get Big Macs. I mean with all that grief they will be having Mack Attacks.
Fourthly, I want Ronald McDonald to play the bagpipes as I am lowered into the ground playing ghost busters! How awesome would at be?
While here is hoping it is not for a while but this is life and no one comes out alive!
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